Fairy tales are more than true,

not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
--Chesterton


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cindehella:

what a FUN scene this was

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via yourepicgrandma)

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via whouffle-girl)

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officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

(via discipleofkreia)

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via thecatholicfangirl)

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via superwholock-geek)

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marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

(via spitfiresinspace)

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breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

(via iamfitzwilliamdarcy)

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becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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itsraininbritishmen:

thenimbus:

funwithmedicine:

Central heterochromia is where the central (pupillary) zone of the iris is a darker color than the mid-peripheral (ciliary) zone.

I have this! :D

my mom has this! how cool!

(via thetardisismyunicorn)

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callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

(via thetardisismyunicorn)